I'm Not Really A Mod

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
02/16/2015 at 17:50 • Filed to: None

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But Oppo definitely needs a Mod rap battle.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > ttyymmnn
02/16/2015 at 17:53

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Okay, Ill start.

They call me the Dirt lovin Modimus, my lyrics are bottomless...........

Shit.


Kinja'd!!! crown victor victoria > ttyymmnn
02/16/2015 at 21:44

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West Gawkerdelphia, born and raised

In kinja is where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out, maxin', testin' some new platform tools

And all postin' some dancingrobot.gif because of hour rule

When a couple of trolls who were up to no good

Started photoshoppin' stanced Ladas in my neighborhood

I deleted one little post and Orlove got mad

And said, "You're movin' with Andrew P. Collins at Truck Yeah"

I whistled for a V6 Mustang and when it came near

The license plate said lol and had a doge in the mirror

If anything I could say that this Mustang was rare

But I thought, nah forget it, yo holmes to Truck Yeah.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > crown victor victoria
02/16/2015 at 21:50

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Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > ttyymmnn
02/16/2015 at 23:59

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Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my title down, flip it and reverse it
I put my title down, flip it and reverse it
ti esrever dna ti pilf ,nwod eltit ym tup I
ti esrever dna ti pilf ,nwod eltit ym tup I

If you got big slicks, let me search you
And find out how hard I gotta work you
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
ti esrever dna ti pilf ,nwod eltit ym tup I
ti esrever dna ti pilf ,nwod eltit ym tup I


Kinja'd!!! Fred Smith > ttyymmnn
02/17/2015 at 00:19

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HEY MY NAME'S FRED SMITH AND I'M HERE TO SAY
HOW DOES ONE COUNT OUT SYLLABLES ANY WAY

MY RHYMES ARE FRESH
MY LINES ARE DOPE
I KNOW HOW TO IMPRESS
TOTALLY FRIENDS WITH THE POPE

I'M PRETTY BORING AS A PERSON, I AIN'T THE BEST
NOT EXACTLY MUCH THERE TO DRAW FROM, I GUESS
MY KINJA GAME'S STRONG
MY TWITTER GAME'S WEAK
BUT HEY, I'M FOLLOWED BY BLAKE Z. RONG
SO I'VE GOT NO PROBLEM THERE, ZEKE

RUNNING OUT OF RHYMES
RUNNING OUT OF THYME
GONNA BE HARD TO KEEP A BALANCE PALATE
BUT GOTTA FUEL UP ON FOOD BEFORE THE BALLET

MY FAVORITE SPICE IS ACTUALLY ROSEMARY
IT KEEPS IN FOOD IN LINE LIKE TERRY
LABONTE, TEXAS'S FAVORITE SON
WELL, AT LEAST FAVORITE NON-ARMADILLO ONE

GOOD HERBS CAN KEEP AN OLD DISH FRESH
LIKE GOOD RHYMES CAN MAKE AN OLD BEAT...

Fresh

Yeah I ran out of words I could rhyme with fresh so I should quit there